What is with these moronic people and their fixation on beauty? Seriously. I’ve watched these dense men and women constantly chasing after their next boyfriend or girlfriend, and base their entire relationship purely on physical attractiveness. I’m sorry, but as a general rule, people who are beautiful (and know that they are, or believe themselves to be) have no spine. They have no character and it’s essentially like trying to have a conversation with a turnip. I admit that I’ve dated a few girls that, while attractive, were a bit (okay, a lot) vacant in the head. But I dumped them within days. Days. Sometimes hours. I also didn’t sleep with them, either. What kind of a person would do such a thing? I can’t wrap my mind around it. Beauty isn’t everything. Attraction is important, sure, but when you sacrifice intelligence and decency, it becomes a burden and nothing more. The girls that I dumped were shocked. Shocked that I would have the audacity to dump them when they believe themselves to be so beautiful. And the people that stay with these self absorbed assholes also have the audacity to be surprised when they’re cheated on. Are you stupid?

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I have three simple ideas that, I think, would completely level the playing field when it comes to Presidential elections. Would they ever happen? Of course not. The two party system is hopelessly biased and corrupt, and allows for major profits on both sides of the spectrum. Sorry, I don’t buy that Democrats are squeaky clean. They are, after all, politicians. Republicans are just as bad, don’t get me wrong. When there’s room for corruption and money, two components that a congressman or candidate really appreciates, look out. So what are my suggestions? Simple: 1.) Get rid of the electoral college, and go by popular vote alone. Simple. 2.) There should be an election for the top, say, four or five candidates for the position. Not by party, but by the entire country. 3.) Each person that is elected as a candidate is then provided with a set amount of media allotment (newspaper, magazine, television) by the election process. They are given money for election purposes (banners, flyers, signs, travel), but are not allowed to use any of it for any kind of media use. They are not allowed to have any more time in the media than is given

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Not to say that all people that are “beautiful” are assholes, but I’d wager a decent portion of them are. I overheard the following conversation on the bus yesterday: Girl: “She has gotten soooo ugly in the last few months.” Guy: “Yeah. She has.” Girl: “And she always glares at me because I’m so much prettier than her.” Guy: “Yeah.” Girl: “I mean, she just wants to be as pretty as me, and she stares at me because of it.” At this point, having heard this minor exchange, I couldn’t help myself. I couldn’t. It was impossible for me to hear somebody speak that way and not say something. Me: “Excuse me, I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation.” Girl: “Uh huh?” *Exhasperated and bitchy look* Me: “Did you consider that maybe she glares at you because you’re one of those types of people that thinks that everything revolves around you, and that you’re prettier than everyone else?” Guy: “Hey! Mother f#$^!r! Don’t talk to her like that!” Me: “Well then, I guess you’re made for each other. Excuse me sir, but why would you want to be with someone so shallow and stupid? Actually, you know what? Never mind. Enjoy your

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Um, yeah. I’ll let the video clip speak for itself. Way to go Fox news, your one stop source for stupidity, racism, and good old fashioned bigotry: Youtube Video It sounds like this lady should go on the O’reilly report. They’re simply made for each other, and equally crass and pointless.

I know I’m not going to be popular for this post; that’s okay. There are a great many things in this world that bother me, but ruffling a few feathers isn’t one of them. I was reading through one of my favorite forums (Arstechnica) today, and ran across a thread about geocentric religious zealots. Instead of trying to explain the entire argument, I have attached visuals from the thread that I was perusing. Here you go: If you’re still too lazy to look at the images, I’ll summarize: These are religious zealots that claim that the Earth is in fact the center of the solar system and that the sun revolves around the Earth. They also claim that there has been no successful scientific experiment to back up the claim that the Sun is the center of our solar system. I’m baffled by ignorance as blatant as this. In fact, I’m led to believe that this is just another scam being perpetrated by someone looking to make a quick buck. I’m sure (sadly) that there are enough gullible people in this world to make a scam artist like this rich, but I’m not sure which scenario is worse: a religious

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