Sooooo… I have very strange friends. That’s all I’m going to say. Here’s an e-mail that I received from one of them this morning. Allow me to warn you that him and I used to get in to trouble a LOT when we were teenagers. There were many nights that we were chased by the police through various backyards and side streets.
You need to bear that in mind with his reaction to this situation. Here’s the e-mail, quoted in the relevant spot:
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
slowly the driver gets out of the car… and you know how you just feel sooo stressed and suddenly life seems to get funny on you?Well, I could NOT believe it… he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
looks up at me and says, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”So, I look down at him and say, “Well, which one are you then?”
THAT’S when the fight started…
So I honestly don’t know if my friend was in jail and wrote this from his iPhone or what, but I find the image of my friend (six feet tall, pushing 250lbs) fighting a little person on the side of the road. Every time I read that damn thing, I start laughing so hard I could cry…